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juses crust 

juses crust: A character in the spodermen video that has an extremely small dick
Spodermen: Juses ur an fagit

Juses Crust: Spodermen i will kil u u dum cunt
juses crust by Tcoffin33 February 1, 2015
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When America is so great, you have to pay to get oppressed.
Damn bro, I'm running low on victim mentality. Maybe we should get jussied.
jussied by Rustynutzz February 17, 2019

Pulling a Jussie 

When you fake a hate crime on yourself for personal or financial gain, usually blaming white males or conservatives.
Damn, that gay guy Jared down the street was caught pulling a Jussie when she spray painted "Trump is president now, you faggot!" on his Prius.
\ ˈjəssē \ (verb)

To perpetrate a patently ludicrous hoax for the purpose of race-baiting.
Fatiha claimed three white guys urinated on her mother in broad daylight because they didn’t like her Niqab. She jussied all over Twitter.
Jussie by Green Gordon June 10, 2020

Pulling A Jussie Smollett 

Lying / Making up stories in hope of receiving more attention or “clout” and sympathy and not knowing when to stop when you’ve got caught .
“ I can’t believe it , the whole thing is fake ?! He’s Pulling A Jussie Smollett !”
Pulling A Jussie Smollett by Ikirstyy February 21, 2019

Jussie Smollett

One who stages a scenario in order to gain either positive recognition and/or sympathy, usually at the expense of anyone but themselves and/or their friends. See also Jussie Smolletted.
Yo, that dude got an award for his work on the case and we all got reprimanded. He didn’t do shit.

What can we say? He Jussie Smolletted us.

They’re letting you go? You gotta Jussie Smollett them.
Jussie Smollett by Bide_01 February 20, 2019
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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