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JOITT = Jerk Off In The Toilet
Troy (from Sirius/XM's Virus channel) has to JOITT before sleeping in the same bed as his ex girlfriend (to not succumb to her bouts of vulnerability).
JOITT by NONo443 from AZ May 9, 2010
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joit • joita • Joiter • joithead • Joithi • joitice • JOITT
JOY' tee - adj. - Part mystic, part (mostly!) artist...beautiful spirit. Usually calm, but has an extremely hardworking B.S.-meter (since their crystal ball is always out being repaired). Also referred to as a "Joi".
1. That was kinda spooky the way she KNEW where you had been at that EXACT time, even though you lied about it. I think she's a Joi.

2. She's kind of a Joithi. That song she wrote was SO "my life."

3. She's got that joithi thing going for her. Did you notice how she just sort of spaced when we said WE did those Tags? I think she knew....
Joithi by ethiop February 8, 2010
A person, place, or thing that emits copious amounts of dumbassery
Yeah that Kevin kid over there. Total joita
joita by Joita beans July 31, 2020
A noun used to describe someone or something that is uniquely bizarre. The origin of this word is unknown. It was said to come from goiter, which is an odd sounding word in itself. It can also be used as an onomatopoeia because it's akward to say.
1)I need to scratch my joiter.
2)You talk like a joiter.
3)Joiter!
Joiter by Mister Joiter October 7, 2007
When you meet a disgusting person commonly named Joe, that is like a disease that is hard to get rid and is usually very jomosexual with your entire friend group
I have a bad case of joitice, I wish somebody would give a jojob to get rid of it.
joitice by Bryce.R August 12, 2017

joithead 

someone who is not very bright or smart.
“Lisa is such a joithead.”

“A joithead?”

“She’s stupid, as are you.”
joithead by Replay? September 3, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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