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JOITT = Jerk Off In The Toilet
Troy (from Sirius/XM's Virus channel) has to JOITT before sleeping in the same bed as his ex girlfriend (to not succumb to her bouts of vulnerability).
JOITT by NONo443 from AZ May 9, 2010
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JOY' tee - adj. - Part mystic, part (mostly!) artist...beautiful spirit. Usually calm, but has an extremely hardworking B.S.-meter (since their crystal ball is always out being repaired). Also referred to as a "Joi".
1. That was kinda spooky the way she KNEW where you had been at that EXACT time, even though you lied about it. I think she's a Joi.

2. She's kind of a Joithi. That song she wrote was SO "my life."

3. She's got that joithi thing going for her. Did you notice how she just sort of spaced when we said WE did those Tags? I think she knew....
Joithi by ethiop February 8, 2010
A person, place, or thing that emits copious amounts of dumbassery
Yeah that Kevin kid over there. Total joita
joita by Joita beans July 31, 2020
A noun used to describe someone or something that is uniquely bizarre. The origin of this word is unknown. It was said to come from goiter, which is an odd sounding word in itself. It can also be used as an onomatopoeia because it's akward to say.
1)I need to scratch my joiter.
2)You talk like a joiter.
3)Joiter!
Joiter by Mister Joiter October 7, 2007
When you meet a disgusting person commonly named Joe, that is like a disease that is hard to get rid and is usually very jomosexual with your entire friend group
I have a bad case of joitice, I wish somebody would give a jojob to get rid of it.
joitice by Bryce.R August 12, 2017

joithead 

someone who is not very bright or smart.
“Lisa is such a joithead.”

“A joithead?”

“She’s stupid, as are you.”
joithead by Replay? September 3, 2023