JOITT
Troy (from Sirius/XM's Virus channel) has to JOITT before sleeping in the same bed as his ex girlfriend (to not succumb to her bouts of vulnerability).
JOITT by NONo443 from AZ May 9, 2010
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JOINTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019
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Coffee joint
Coffee joint is like a joint, except it's for coffee. You roll a piece of paper and light the joint then light the stove with it. You then proceed to make coffee in a stovetop espresso maker. Coffee is not possible without the coffee joint.
I lit the stove with the coffee joint, then I made coffee in the stovetop espresso maker.
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Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee!
Coffee joint by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2020
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022
Jitter Fest
When the human facial nerve realises that something has indeed landed on their face. Causing the motion of the face to move from side to side viciously.
Jitter Fest by Pengueleon June 11, 2015
Zombie Joint
A joint that you have put inside of a typical metal pipe, then smoke out of the pipe until the whole joint is douched in resin. Can smoke up to an hour.
Zombie Joint by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016
Jitter
Term originating from Bristol, UK, to describe ( sometimes in a derogatory fashion) a heavy metal fan or male with long hair
'Hey Dave, coming down The Hatchet tonight?'
' Fuck that, it'll be wall-to-wall with crusty jitters!'
' Fuck that, it'll be wall-to-wall with crusty jitters!'
Jitter by Carlos the barber May 1, 2014
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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