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jay oh bee 

A derogatrory term often supplanted for jerk, idot, moron, and worse names when one does not wish to swear. Helpful for situations in which you wish to remain classy while insulting your fellow individual or simply leave them clueless.
Devon: Connor, do you want to play whiffle ball?
Connor: No, I am studying for a history test.
Devon: You are such a "jay oh bee" Connor. Seriously.
jay oh bee by Devonia June 23, 2005

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed. 

when your so bored you wonder how you spell each letter of the alphabet.
"hmm I wonder how to say each letter in the alphabet"
"I know

Ay, bee, see, dee, e, ef, gee, aitch, eye, jay, kay, el, em, en, oh, pee, que, ar, es, tee, you, vee, double you, ex why, zed."

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed 

Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed. Now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"

Jay Beeing 

The art of telling a physically impossible story just because...
Jay Beeing by Robbie Roberto May 17, 2015
A Jaybee is a man that is innately an alpha male, but would prefer to take a beta role when the occasion suits him. He has a malleable fashion sense. Many men find Jaybee fashion appealing, but few are confident enough to dress Jaybee. Though Jaybees will occasionally display effeminate affectations, they are heterosexual men who are pleased if both men and woman find them attractive.
The role required the actor to adopt a Jaybee persona; The single women at the club were thrilled when they learned the handsome man on the dance floor was in fact a Jaybee; The elder associate decided to play it Jaybee when he saw many of the young upstarts join the committee.
Jaybee by Sandti Halen February 9, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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