Man, he ain't azn, he's ABC.

when a friends asks for some gum because you are chewing on some and you dont have anymore offer them some abc gum.

Chinese person: *speaks perfect chinese*
ABC: Um...er....Ni how ma? ^^;;
Chinese person: Aya~ You are ABC.

Man, I don't want no ABC gum! That is nasty!

i need to shave my ABC

Uh, it's as easy as A B C.

(Blake flips over a blackboard which has two sets of letters on it: ABC, and AIDA.)
Blake: A.B.C. A-always, B-be, C-closing. Always be closing! Always be closing! A.I.D.A. Attention, Interest, Decision, Action. Attention -- do I have your attention? Interest -- are you interested? I know you are because it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks! Decision -- have you made your decision for Christ?!! And action. A.I.D.A. Get out there! You got the prospects coming in; you think they came in to get out of the rain? Guy doesn't walk on the lot unless he wants to buy. Sitting out there waiting to give you their money! Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?
--Glengarry Glen Ross