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Japooner
A Japanese "nooner", or perfect nap taken in perfect time, usually 20 minutes, in almost a perfect setting to make it the whole day, sometimes in a cocoon like setting.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
It is well known the Japanese pay $7-$12 dollars for 20 minutes inside a private soundproofed room, or cocoon, and wrap up in a cashmere blanket, breathe the purified air and listen to whale cries. It's meant to prevent Karoshi…death from overwork, but here in America, we'll just have a Starbucks, or slam some espresso to get through an 8 to 12 hour day of work so we don't get fired.
James: "Dude, I can't fall asleep on the job, I'll get fired"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Eric: "Dude, you look whacked, dead on your feet bushed"
James: "Dude, I'm so freakin tired, I think I need a Starbucks, or maybe just a tripple shot or Java Jolt" (4 shots straight up).
Eric: "Dude, just go get a Japooner, you'll feel like a new man......fresh and relaxed"
James: "Dude, your a genius"
Japooner by Torsiondrummer October 11, 2009
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Jaiton
Jaiton is the best friend you've always wanted. He's kind, sporty, and always up for a talk. He is also absolutely the hottest guy around and is too modest about it.
Jaiton by I hope to die September 3, 2018
Japtoon
A portmanteau of "Japanese" and "cartoon" which refers to animation from Japan, or anime. "Japtoon" originates from the anime blog Colony Drop, and is a play on the phrase Japanimation, which also refers to anime.
Japtoon by Sean Crowe August 1, 2011
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Beautiful, smart very head strong has a nice ass. Task orirnted, gym rat, huge tease, loves only a select few.
Jaxton
Jaxton is an American word in origin.
Someone who is strong willed, intelligent, and thoughtful. Likes to be technical with information and facts. Very good at solving mathematical problems. Dislikes being second, or being told they are wrong. Is funny and cute.
Someone who is strong willed, intelligent, and thoughtful. Likes to be technical with information and facts. Very good at solving mathematical problems. Dislikes being second, or being told they are wrong. Is funny and cute.
Person 1---"I wonder how I'm ever going to solve this problem..."
Person 2-- -"I know, go ask Jaxton, he is good at solving things!"
Person 2-- -"I know, go ask Jaxton, he is good at solving things!"
Jaxton by BebeandBumble September 25, 2017