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jackmayifold 

can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i
hey do you know jackmayifold?
can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

Jackuracy 

1. The ability to aim at an object and hit everything but the object.
2. The ability to hit targets while under no pressure but being unable to hit anything after being put under the smallest amount of pressure
"For fucks sake why couldn't you hit that you piece of shit, you've got suck Jackuracy!"
Jackuracy by EmoFaggot April 13, 2017

JackMayOffer 

JackMayOffer took the day off from work today.
JackMayOffer by lola13 July 7, 2005

Jacksmack 

A mix between a dicksmack and a jack-off.
What does her dad do for a living?

Nothing he is a jacksmack.
Jacksmack by Bad penguin March 20, 2011

JackyWackyPacky 

The most famous Minecraft shitter of all time.

JackyWackyPacky was born in an BLACK familly, he grew up with his dad and his grandma because his mother died when Jacky was a young child.
"This kid is such a JackyWackyPacky at this game"
JackyWackyPacky by Sliticcal April 19, 2023

Jacksmack 

Your bestfriend that isn’t friends with all your other bestfriends but is still kewl. Watches a lot of kpop though, he likes twice. ;) ;-;
OMg it’s motherfucking Jacksmack *faints* *gets spit on*
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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