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Work Illusionist 

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role
Work Illusionist by 58008 January 30, 2010

d'illusionist 

A smug, sleazy arsehole type of tv 'magician' sometimes known to sit in perspex or ice boxes suspended from a crane for days at a time deluding themselves that they are entertaining and intelligent. They often use TV editing to pull pathetic, uninteresting 'stunts' that the moronic find fascinating.
Those talentless d'illusionist fuckers - David Blaine, David Copperfield, Derren Brown (UK)
d'illusionist by jeng meng November 16, 2009

illusionist 

A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random.
- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no one has.
- He some kind of illusionist or something?
- Guess so.
illusionist by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Illusionist 

Another class of magic-wielder who uses his gift to create illusions of great realisticity. Using such illusions, he can create a diversion, scare off attackers or to create a shadow being, which is not totally an illusion, but is a being made of shadow energy that is similar to a ghost.
Illusionist Rhonaii disappeared, but his illusions did not.
Illusionist by Detranova August 4, 2003

illusionized

Illusionized or Illusionised means something that undergone an illusion; Dreaming; Something in relation to as fantasized; Witnessed an erroneous concept, belief or perception of reality; The condition of being deceived in something perceived or construed.
"I was illusionized by the statements the media said. Everything were false information, it was manipulated for the common good. They hid the truth to people to protect the privacy."

"Don't be fooled by happiness or you will be illusionized."
illusionized by Illusionized August 19, 2017

Illusionist 

A Magician, One who tricks others for amusement or fame
Jesus was the greatest Illusionist of All-Time, He convinced millions of people that he was a god, by pulling a rabbit out of his hat.
Illusionist by BATEMAN_000 January 11, 2008