Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.
The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.
January 29, 2010
Being able to repeat back live conversations word for word; despite people thinking you don’t listen.
Boss: Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines. Hay your not listening to me.
Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”
Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio
February 02, 2010