selmabouvier's definitions

dinner cruise

walking round the supermarket, at around 6-7pm, trying to decide which ready meal to have for dinner

- Up for a dinner cruise?
- Happy Shopper or Co-Op?
- Whatever, I'm starving, let's go.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

five thirty five grind

the looong distance between the 1:40pm and the 5:35pm editions of neighbours. eagerly waited out by most sentient Britons.

- What you up to this afternoon?
- Nose to the five thirty five grind-stone, my friend.
- Fancy a quick drink?
- Well...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

thank you

shit song by dido - eminem seemed to like it though

and iiiiiiii want to thaaaaaaank you...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

funk button

clitoris - it's telling me "Definition is too short" but that's all there is

just try it and see

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

crazy paving

someone with really really bad teeth. quite likely to be British.

Austin Powers.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

whipping baby

serial scapegoat - someone who always gets the blame for stuff.

- I've had it up to here with being Mona's whipping baby.
- Fuck her.
- That may have been part of the problem.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

illusionist

A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random.

- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no one has.
- He some kind of illusionist or something?
- Guess so.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003