This word is derived from the Dark ages. A mystical sorcerer named Frans Heffelfingerschlammin slayed the great Dragon king Artos. After slaying the beast, Artos came to America and changed it to Heffelfinger. He declared it was to mean " man who slay dragon, change his name, then go to America."

After my adventure i decided to heffelfinger it and move on.

heffelfinger by Dragonslayer47 August 28, 2018

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heffelump

Heffelump originates from the word 'elefant' crossed with heffer (fat person) This word can be used 2 describe somebody with large butt/nose/ears, or is just incredibly ugly

God, that gemma is one enormous heffelump

Euw! Why the hell did u just snog that ugly heffelump!

heffelump by denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004

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Hoeffer

Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.

Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"

Hoeffer by Paperclips14 June 8, 2014

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