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You’re such a HoeffeL JJ, geez man, chill
Hoeffel by Thanos’ ween April 22, 2020

Heffelbower 

A man with a big dick
"Damn that guy is for sure a Heffelbower"

heffelflopper

A chocolate rabbit, usually purchased around eastertime.
I just bought a bunch of heffelfloppers for all my friends.
heffelflopper by Christine Rummo April 26, 2006

heffelfinger 

This word is derived from the Dark ages. A mystical sorcerer named Frans Heffelfingerschlammin slayed the great Dragon king Artos. After slaying the beast, Artos came to America and changed it to Heffelfinger. He declared it was to mean " man who slay dragon, change his name, then go to America."
After my adventure i decided to heffelfinger it and move on.
heffelfinger by Dragonslayer47 August 28, 2018

heffelump 

Heffelump originates from the word 'elefant' crossed with heffer (fat person) This word can be used 2 describe somebody with large butt/nose/ears, or is just incredibly ugly
God, that gemma is one enormous heffelump

Euw! Why the hell did u just snog that ugly heffelump!
heffelump by denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004
Adjective
A garden supply that gets around, and can be described at a fat cow.

Noun
A living object that gets around and doesn't care about their size.
Adjective
"Wow look at Alex. He's such a hoeffer."

Noun
"Look at that large Hoeffer"
Hoeffer by Paperclips14 June 8, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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