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sneezing into a chick's vag when going down on her
noun and verb
Rick hetched violently into her hairy snatch.
That soft bitch loves a good hetch.
That slut major league loved it when Ben hetched on her after some crabs jumped in his nose.
hetch by Duke S. April 11, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
Guys who love to Dives into the Women Snatch and Smell there Clitoris Odors, just to get a hard erections before sex..
Some is heaving a Hetch Hog Day - LOLL
hetch hog by Fridayuman November 5, 2009
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knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing

A sport of good aim, usually thrown at a tree or fence. Fun & it takes Skill to do this.
I'm pretty good at knife~throwing & hatchet~throwing, I get 8 out of 10 spot on!
A short lil' man who'll beat the absolute shit out of anyone if necessary . He needs a squad who WON'T die but still serves as Humanity's Strongest. He has to babysit a 17 year old titan shifter and has beat him as well. He likes poop jokes and short horses and cleaning as well. His actual name is Rivialle or Levi Ackerman. *He's also french
Random person: I'm gonna die...
Heichou: Well, don't get any blood on the floor, I just swept.
Heichou by RandomOtaku March 12, 2017

Kim Heechul 

July 10, 1983 (age 28)
Hoengseong, Gangwon, South Korea
Singer, actor, television host, radio host, dancer, MC
cr: Wikipedia

Diva of Super Junior (Korean boy band). Known for changing his hairstyle a lot and being called 우주대스타 (Space Big Star).
-Under SM Entertainment-
He is the most beautiful creature on the freaking universe, more beautiful than any woman or man.
Currently: on hiatus (military service)

Also:

*Super Junior-T(rot) and M&D (with TRAX's JungMo)
*Paired with Hangeng (has solo career in China now) as HanChul
*Atheist, although Choi Siwon has tried to convince him there is God
*Has an eternal crush to his dongsaeng, Wonder Girls SoHee
*Wears sunglasses on their live performances and holds the mics with his own unique way
*King of live fanservice, but always said it was nothing more than simple fanservice
*Some nicknames: Heenim (희님), Cinderella (신데렐라), Flower (꽃), Kim Pink (김분홍), Kim Moodswing (김기복), Kim Cherry (from Youngstreet), Snake (from the Zodiac), Heerobbong (part of the Bbong brothers with Donghae and U-Know Yunho), Heebongie Hyung (Yesung’s nickname for Heechul)
"OMG this new haircut makes you look gorgeous!"
"Not as gorgeous as Kim HeeChul!"
"Of course not!"
Kim Heechul by seungmihi February 24, 2012
Being a Culture Vulture - selling dreams to young black kids to try to turn a profit
Bro, please don’t try to J Hatch me charging me to play my music and selling me dreams
J Hatch by Thelongrun July 20, 2020

Hatching 

when the boys get drunk enough New Years they agree take turns fucking the local whore in the same bath water
We are Hatching this shawty
Hatching by Garfy13 February 5, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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