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1. shave your head
2. cover it in baby oil
3. from a distance of about 10 feet, run right into your girlfriend's vagina
that is a helmet
by ffffffffffffefffffffffffffffff November 20, 2009
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A term used to describe a particular group of teenagers living in the town of Healdsburg, California. They typically have about 6-8 members; their attire is usually reconstructed denim, from thrift stores, or They are mostly homeschooled or attend the local community college, and several make up the pop-punk band known as Secret Cat and attend the theater group known as the Imaginists. Helmet is famous for its genius creativity and obsession with apes.
Helmet's emblem or logo is characterized by a minimalistic face made up of a simple circle for a head, two dots for eyes and a straight line for a mouth.
Are you and Katrina going to the Helmet party on Saturday?
by H. Arlequinne August 19, 2008
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A stupid person
see also: idiot
by alan March 06, 2004
13 15
oral stimulation of the penis
Yo' broad gives some mean helmet.
by Joseph Momma November 07, 2003
17 19
the tip and or head of the mals penis. the word is easily formed into a insult by adding another word, forming a compound word "Helmetshiner" or "german army Helmet"
and other things of that nature.although it can be used in a good way like so...
Mike: dude i got the best Helmet last night.
Tyler: she spitshined your Helmet?
Mike: yeah i whipped out my Hoag and she went to town grinding my Helmet

Mike: (yelling at in a movie theatre) hey ho! whatch out, i drank to much soda now i gotta piss!
Gabe: shut the fuck up Helmet-shiner!
by MiKeD666 March 18, 2009
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A device worn by special people like you.
Now now, Remugsum and Michael, remember your helmets, and make sure to catch the short bus!
by IXAM May 27, 2008
3 6
some who is retarded or constantly does or says stupid things

AKA- a helm
that kids a helmet
by A Bo October 27, 2007
2 6