7 definitions by Lee The King
The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.
http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.
by Lee The King January 5, 2008
A man who is usually a horse of a man who can down 15 pints of beer and act like he’s had nothing but water all night. There is no point going out drinking with him as when you are falling about chatting absolute makka after 4 scoops he will be thinking what a fuckin light weight absolute goon this cunt is
Damo : Check Big Harry out there he must have had 5 pints in the last hour and he’s right as rain.
Lee: That’s cos he’s a 15 pint man unlike you you lightweight weapon
Lee: That’s cos he’s a 15 pint man unlike you you lightweight weapon
by Lee The King April 6, 2018
by Lee The King June 25, 2010
The act of pretending you are a fully sober member of society when in actual fact you are completely wasted from being on a massive session. Most common reasons for styling it being having to go to work when you are still out of it or faking it to your girlfriend or boyfriend you are not an absolute space cadet from getting ruined all last night
Pal1 - Shit so what happened in work to day after we got hammered last night?
Pal2 - It was ok mate I’m the king of styling it. I told my boss I was a bit tired from bad nights sleep when really I was still pissed and wired to fuck from the all day and night session
Pal2 - Wish I had tried styling it I said I was still drunk from a party last night so got a disciplinary in 2 days. Also there’s been complaints to HR about me smelling of alcohol.
Pal1 - Getting sacked then aren’t you you absolute goon
Pal2 - It was ok mate I’m the king of styling it. I told my boss I was a bit tired from bad nights sleep when really I was still pissed and wired to fuck from the all day and night session
Pal2 - Wish I had tried styling it I said I was still drunk from a party last night so got a disciplinary in 2 days. Also there’s been complaints to HR about me smelling of alcohol.
Pal1 - Getting sacked then aren’t you you absolute goon
by Lee The King April 30, 2018
A helmet is someone who tries too hard and thinks they are proper top like they're on par with the head of a penis. Ironically however they are more like a skid mark on an old mans pair of gruds
Helmet: I ran 10k in 30mins today.
You: save it you fucking prick I'll bang you out if you carry on like that you helmet
You: save it you fucking prick I'll bang you out if you carry on like that you helmet
by Lee The King July 23, 2017
Slang phrase from Manchester, UK that basically means "shut up you are talking absolute bullshit". If someone is telling some joker story bigging themselves up and you can tell they are lying to fuck then this is what you say to shoot them right down.
Someone you've just met : "Yeah man so it all kicked off so I banged one out, then another, then cruised past the bouncers back in to the club and found this bank card and sorted champagne on it paid contactless"
You "Turn it in you absolute goon you couldn't fight sleep you muppet
You "Turn it in you absolute goon you couldn't fight sleep you muppet
by Lee The King June 28, 2017
Someone who is completely clueless when it comes to society. E.g no dress sense, no common sense, no street sense.
Friend number 1 : "Look at the state of that absolute chesterfield"
Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"
Friend number 2 : "Yeah man he's got no idea has he the goon"
by Lee The King February 8, 2017