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36.
They suck and the singer is an asshole. I ate dinner with him in philly and he was the biggest fuckin' dick i ever met. he was also being an asshole to the wait staff. fuck him and fuck the whole crappy band. they're also one of the most repetitive bands i've ever heard in my life.
This band "Helmet" suck ass and their only OK song is that "Unsung" song which was featured on grand theft auto san andreas. they suck and thats the reason why they never had any hit singles in their whole 20 year career.

btw the singer is a douche bag.
by i hate douche bags April 29, 2008
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37.
as a verb: to love and appreciate someone or something even though AND because it is "not quite right".
My son called the bully at school an "underdeveloped plesiosaur" which of course got him socked in the jaw. I helmet that kid.
by crankyramone October 06, 2006
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38.
A person who simply sucks at life. Just awful, a complete load that should have been swallowed. Some kid who's not even in a cool Fraternity and is just terrible to be around.
Ugghhh, that kid is such a f***ing helmet. see also lemon
by John McShane October 04, 2004
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39.
um.. not that your sister knows what a condom is :)
ENTER: Little Timmy and Francesca.
Little Timmy: "Wanna ride my bicycle?"
Fracesca: "Sure, I think I need a helmet though..."
Little Timmy: "WHAT THE FUCK!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Enter Little Timmy and Mom.
Little Timmy: "mom, I need a helmet."
Mom: "Oh, you can just borrow your fathers. Might be a little big..."
by Danielle June 10, 2004
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40.
Any Adult MALE HUMAN BEING.
"This bar is full of helmets."
by JENNI-POO April 14, 2005
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