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KC: "There's a lovely lady offering hand jobs out by Dyers Variety."
Kenny: "Did you tell her to grow the fuck up? HJ's are so middle school."
Gov: "I'd take an old fashion from that hussy."
Rob: "That broad can toss me a quick handsuck anytime. How much is she asking?"

handsuck by Mexican Reggie October 23, 2013

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Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.

Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!

Second Hand Suck Off by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016

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handfuck

Feeling up someone's leg in a public place insinuating a travel to the top

Quit trying to handfuck me.

handfuck by Voderbeast July 14, 2007

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hansuckass

Variation on hansel, used by Derek Zoolander in a derogatory way, after he had been told to "derelick his balls, capitan" and having lost a walk-off to him

That Hansuckass, I hate him

hansuckass by Team BC October 11, 2004

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arabian handfuck

when the italian mob drops you off in the desert due to unpaid loans, when you are wandering in the desert and you meet a group of arabian camelbackers and they blindfold you and give you a shit-lubed handjobs

person 1: yo wut up nig
Person 2: yo i just got a postcard from jimmy hes in egypt rite now. Why?
Person 1: o didnt u hear i got a postcard too he told me that he was given an arabian handfuck

arabian handfuck by steven perez July 28, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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