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arabian handfuck 

when the italian mob drops you off in the desert due to unpaid loans, when you are wandering in the desert and you meet a group of arabian camelbackers and they blindfold you and give you a shit-lubed handjobs
person 1: yo wut up nig
Person 2: yo i just got a postcard from jimmy hes in egypt rite now. Why?
Person 1: o didnt u hear i got a postcard too he told me that he was given an arabian handfuck

handsuck 

KC: "There's a lovely lady offering hand jobs out by Dyers Variety."
Kenny: "Did you tell her to grow the fuck up? HJ's are so middle school."
Gov: "I'd take an old fashion from that hussy."
Rob: "That broad can toss me a quick handsuck anytime. How much is she asking?"
handsuck by Mexican Reggie October 23, 2013

Hardfuck 

Possessing or displaying a distinctive feature to an extreme degree of a person noted for special achievement in a particular field.
Dude1 who displayed great achievement in an activity: Hey man, I said the most romantic thing to a girl. She absolutely loves that shit.

Dude2 response: Man, you're such a hardfuck!
Hardfuck by Ling Ding Ching August 13, 2011

Second-hand fuck 

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.
"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"
Second-hand fuck by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

Handifuck 

1. To have sex with one that is handicapped
Did you see that wheelchair-bound chick at the party last night? Yeah, I took her in the back room and handifucked her.
Handifuck by Red on the Head Fred January 9, 2008

Second Hand Fuck 

When you fuck someone that's fucked someone else, you second hand fucked them
Also know as a Grade-A power move
I second hand fucked Dylan because i fucked his girlfriend last night.