haltech

the best engine management system ever created.. has many features such as.. turbo timer, anti-lag, 2 step rev limiter, boost control, nitrous control, VTEC control and many more.. can make even a ford festiva have 400 horsepower.. :)

"Was that a 9 second pass out of that ford festiva!? ....... It must of had a haltech."

by: fastiva604

haltech by fastiva604 July 3, 2006

hatechu

The sound of a sneeze but meant as a hidden way to say "I hate you".

"Man, I.. I... hatechu"
"Bless you!"

hatechu by notsirbdon August 30, 2011

hatech

common modification of the word hate, reflecting hate from a wannabee programmer to real ones.

Person 1: I actually code pages.
M. Toe: Hatech!

hatech by M. Toe January 10, 2008

hatechild 

When somebody has a child from rape.

"I was raped. This is my child."

hatechild by tapeworm June 12, 2005

Hatecht 

hate·cht

Slang for a moment of great frustration and anger.

"I'm so hatecht that I just lost that 1v1 in Fortnite!!!"

Hatecht by Keck & Brad May 30, 2018

haptech 

Haptic describes things relating to touch. The new technology involving devices and interactive touch is called "haptech".

My coffee was so damn hot, it triggered the haptech alarm on my super i-coaster. The vibration warned my of my impending burning doom.

haptech by ElCommissioner October 24, 2018

hatechabro 

Hatechabro is a phrase used in cases when someone does something shitty and/or annoying that makes your blood boil. Originated from the Ten Minute Podcast with Bryan Callen, Chris D'Elia and Will Sasso.

Hey Bryan. I don't wanna do this, but you're making me issue a hatechabro.

hatechabro by River Pig January 31, 2020