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have you been to the building site recently? nah fook that - they've got a gworker.
gwork by adam McPatterson June 11, 2006
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Demi-Gwork

A heavily armed, feared solider in the army of Chang, in the service of Plutarch of Protoss, sworn to defend the Viscount.
The Demi-Gwork approached the Commodore, and all, even the likes of General Kazoo, became hushed as they awaited the encounter.
Demi-Gwork by chaseoff May 13, 2014
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gwork • Demi-Gwork • Gork • Glork • gorkem • Gorky • gorking • gorked • gnork • gorka
Gaping WithOut One's Knowlegde
A spread open butthole unbeknownst to its owner
"Holy Crap, did you just fart?"
"No"
"Then you must be GWOOK and I can smell your inner anus"
gwook by The Stink Monster November 27, 2013
Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel
I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!
Glork by BOT-Sam.J August 21, 2021

Material Gworl 

Freddy: C'mon Gregory tie your shoes we're leaving
Gregory: I don't have shoe laces though-
Freddy: You don't have shoe laces?
Gregory:Nah
Freddy: Are those..Velcro straps?
Gregory: MATERIAL GWORL

Gorkhali 

the most fierce, brave and the most determined soldiers in the world. Although they are only 5 feet tall in average, they are still respected because of the level of bravery they have soon in the field. Throughout the years, Gorkhali have recieved the several, highest honour medals (The Victoria Cross - 14 men have recieved this award). It has been written that even Samurai's were scared when they heard the Gorkhalis were coming. Samurai's had heard of Gorkhali soldiers, who would come in silence, and slice their enemies throat while they were sleeping. During the Second World War, many Gorkhalis were taken in by the British army to fight in the war. It is because of these brave men, Nepal has been able to survive. When the British came, they took over India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, ... but never did they take over Nepal. It is because of them we Nepali's are able to call ourselves Nepali. So, lets give a minute to these men who have given their life for their country. Eventhough they have died, they will still be in our hearts, they will continue to live on. "Wars come and go, But our soldiers stay eternal"
WHAT HAD HAPPENNED IN HISTORY:

British: Let's kill these people with guns, and take over their country
Gorkhali: We will not stand down, we will kill you with our khukuri, we will chop you like we chop radish

...HOurs pass by, gorkhali with khukuri's fight the British who have guns, BUT STILL, Gorkhali's are not afraid, they chop their enemies like they chop radish.

British: Oh, my god, they are so brave
British: Stop! Don't kill us. Would you like to join our army?
Gorkhali: Sure, why not.

WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW:
... Gorkhali's still continue to serve in the British army

By Bishwas Paudel
Gorkhali by Bishwas Paudel October 15, 2005

MATERIAL GWORL 

Something people say when they eat and leave no crumbs

TEACHER:Jessica YOU ATE

JESSICA:MATERIAL GWORL šŸ˜ šŸ‘Œ ā¤
MATERIAL GWORL I WANT CHANEL 9 BOOTS SHAWTY HIT ME UP CAUSE THEY KNOW IM THE TRUTH MATERIAL GWORL
MATERIAL GWORL by JIAFEISCVMMMER January 3, 2022
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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