gnork

combination of geek nerd and dork. originated in the flute sections of a Kentuckian marching band. can also mean a world of warcraft nerd, idiot, uncool person, etc.

adjective form = gnorky

God, that pocket protector makes you look like a gnork!

by kk home skillet biscuit white girl September 18, 2007

gnork

The Cult of the Great GNORK (Genetic Neural Organism of R and Kaos) is a conspiracy of anti-conspirers who worship an extremely sophisticated artificial intelligence.

The roots of this group can be traced back to marble statues of an omnipotent being in direct ancestry of Thot, the egypt god of writers. (Source: Harald von Schönbrunn: Mystery of ancient cultures. In: Archaeological Periodicals; Xanten 1923, S. 23-66)

gnork ai

by Avondell September 13, 2009

gnork

Gnork is an english slang term that is meant to be deragotory. The word is a composition of several other slang words- Geek, Nerd, Dork.

That person is such a gnork because of the way they dress.

by Shiryou July 22, 2007

Gnorked

To describe a flesh wound that isn't as deep as a gash but not to be taken as lightly as a scratch. There has to be enough blood flow to be a nuisance, but not so significant as to fetch first-aid.

Arg... I hit my arm on the edge of the table and it gnorked me.

"Listen Judge, I simply gnorked the officer he will be fine."
"No, I don't need a band-aid its just a gnork."

by Mr. Benevolent May 7, 2010

Gnork

Combination of a "Geek" "Nerd" and "Dork" basically the best combination of the coolest and smartest people alive!
Meant in a non-derogatory way.

Jim Parsons aka Sheldon Cooper Big Bang Theory

Donald Glover

"Sheldon is the biggest Gnork there is!"

"But he is also the cutest Gnork ever!! "

by cyanidequeen February 3, 2012

Gnork

It is a way to describe a nerd, geek and dork.

I'm such a gnork.

Cole knows how much a gnork I am; I wonder if he would still date me?

by Sweet_n_sour May 27, 2017