the act of using rhetorical devices while underlying the purposes of poop museums. This in context will exemplify all international studentes who do not understand the urban telephones. the cosmotology of geefers is related to the physical aspects of ronald regan. One may realize that geefers can be frozen for a better taste. its not what you want but what you earn!

Hairy men eat fried salsa with geefers on their mind.

geefers by creamery July 28, 2007

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Gurefed

The perturbing feeling of seeing someone you know in real life on a dating app e.g. Tinder, Bumble, Grindr etc.

"Omg dude I just found Jenna on tinder!"
"Ugh, gurefed"

Gurefed by Sventhemen August 31, 2017

Gueedeesh

Corndog

I love gueedeesh!
Yum!! That juicy ripe gueedeesh was delectable!

Gueedeesh by Ginlovesgueedeesh May 30, 2022

Gueef

A fart when a man wears a Speedo, causing the string to vibrate; just a Speedo fart.

Man wearing Speedo: Pzzzt.
Woman: ZOMG, he just gueefed.

Gueef by Rowie.W December 13, 2012

Geefer

A person that likes to smell their own farts

After that dude eats a bunch of cabbage he’s such a geefer

Geefer by Adddd124 May 23, 2018

Gueeze

This word originated in southern California in the early 2000's. A Gueeze is A close companion with whom a majority of your time is spent, the relationship could be completely platonic or romantic. one cannot simply refer to a new friend as gueeze, it its a title earned by loyalty and trust and it takes time. A gueeze is another word for road-dog.

"I love chilling with my gueeze" or "Hey gueeze pass me the ketchup"

Gueeze by bfrizzy March 17, 2013

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026