A dating app in which 95% of the guys are looking for casual sex or nudes to jack off to, and 95% of the girls are either looking for bae or just want to make friends... resulting in pretty much consistent disappointment and frustration for both parties...
Kinda like real life
Kinda like real life
*Dude matches with girl*
Dude: "Hey wanna meet up?"
Girl: "You worthless pig, I'm not just on Tinder for hookups, I'm here to have valuable conversation and try to find Mr. Right"
Dude: *unmatched* "Well, better luck next time"
Dude: "Hey wanna meet up?"
Girl: "You worthless pig, I'm not just on Tinder for hookups, I'm here to have valuable conversation and try to find Mr. Right"
Dude: *unmatched* "Well, better luck next time"
by JakeTheSnake5 March 22, 2015
Tinder is the eugenics program that was created by german scientists in nazi Germany around 1933-1945. The goal of the program was to give breeding rights to certain people with certain traits that were considered superior(such as tall height) in order to create a superior race and at the same time get rid of unwanted races and phenotypes. When world war 2 ended, the allies stole many documents and findings of the german scientists and brought them to america. There, they started to study and improve the eugenics program in order to make it as efficient as possible. They planned to implement the program to the american population while using modern technology such as the internet and smartphones. The eugenics program started officially in 2012 and since then it spread all over the world. The users of the program can create a profile and start seeing profiles of other users on their smartphone. The female users pick the male users with the best traits(around 10% of the userbase) and meet up for sex and various activities. The majority of the male userbase(90%) is unwanted and therefore their genes die out. Tinder is officially a huge success. Human rights organization and various scientists and academics from universities around the world have expressed their concerns about the genocide of the sub8 males but goverments and authorities ignore the problem and many of them in fact support the genocide.
Person 1>Hey man you got any matches on Tinder?
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!
Person 2>Nah man, my genes are inferior, i will never breed!
Person 1>Damn man, that's sad! Just be yourself, go outside and be positive!
Person 2> Thx for the advice Norman!
by IntelligentPerson77 March 7, 2021
by TinderBetch4Lyfe January 7, 2016
by noshakinthecoconuts May 11, 2018
by Shakk September 19, 2013
A popular dating app for college students used on iphones and androids. In which you select individual based on your attractiveness to said individual and an individual brief statement. Its pretty much the most shallow thing in the world.
question:
"How can I creep on girls on my phone?"
Answer
"Tinder"
question:
"How can I creep on girls on my phone?"
Answer
"Tinder"
by SweetDickTony April 11, 2014
An app for the perpetually single pool of people that are either undatable, crazy, fat, ugly, promiscuous, or any of the other usual types that frequent online dating. Typically if they're on Tinder...there's a reason they're on there...because either anyone who knows them in real life knows they're a train wreck or isn't standing 6 inches away from them and can see how fat they actually are. A truly 21st century way to meet some of the well known sluts and derelicts in your area that everyone else knows to stay far away from.
Tom: How was your date with that girl you met on Tinder?
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
Fred: Alright…she insisted I meet her parents after the date but at least I got a blow job.
Stacy: So what was that guy you met on Tinder like?
Caroline: Not bad, until I went on his FB and found out he had a girlfriend.
Todd: Yo..you bang that Tinder skank...?
Chris: Yeah...it burns when I pee now...
by CapnToadie February 13, 2015