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Grumpy Munchkin 

Where a woman is taking a fat ass shit, whilst she is being eaten out. Similar to the Blumkin but the roles are reversed.
Come on in here baby and give mama a grumpy munchkin. Don't let that tongue slip!
Grumpy Munchkin by D-Dogg77 January 28, 2010

Grumpy Munchkin 

Much like a Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Carl, except instead of shitting on your partners chest, you shit on their forehead
My girlfriend said she wanted to kink it up in the sack so I gave her a grumpy munchkin last night.
Grumpy Munchkin by munchkinator January 11, 2010

Grump Munchin 

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.
Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.
Grump Munchin by anonymous January 5, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026