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griggsing by dirtyrottenpistol July 29, 2010
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Greggoing
Greggoing eg. The Greggo
A sexual pose in which a pe teacher stands head on to the audience with one leg elevated above the knee as he rocks back and fourth to simulate a stretch while addressing an audience
A sexual pose in which a pe teacher stands head on to the audience with one leg elevated above the knee as he rocks back and fourth to simulate a stretch while addressing an audience
I can greggoing like a pro
This will aplease the greggo
Watch yourself looking like that. Greggo will get you
Kermit1234
This will aplease the greggo
Watch yourself looking like that. Greggo will get you
Kermit1234
Greggoing by Kermit1234 July 13, 2016
Related Words
griggsing • griggling • gregging • gigging • grogging • giggling • giggling fairy • gragging • Graggling • Gregging my Doucette
Gregging
'Gregging' is the process by which an individual masturbates into a hat. Though this is its definition, it can also be used to describe an individual resting his penis in a hat, and/ or using the hat to masturbate. To 'Greg' someone is to steal their headwear, and perform one of these heinous acts using it.
Example 1)
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"
Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"
Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
It has commonly been used to make amusing adjustments to songs:
"Gregging,Gregging you... filling up your beret with my penis"
Example 2)
Ray: "Man, what the fuck is up with your hat?"
James: "you wont believe it, Some punk gregged it last night at the party!"
Ray: "Ouch, dont worry about it, weve all been there before"
Example 3)
Mark: "Hey, look at that blokes hat, you want to greg it?"
Bryn: "Hell yeah!, ill go first"
30 minutes later
Man with Hat: "Bollocks"
Gregging by Portlypeasent February 26, 2009
Giggling Angry
When you become so enraged, that you begin to giggle uncontrollably. Not laugh, not guffaw...giggle. May be accompanied by vocalized plans of an overly elaborate and unnecessarily messy end to the source of said rage.
"I hate these stupid phones at work so much (giggling angry)...I'm going to put them into a bag, and then (giggling), I'm going to smash them all to bits with a sledgehammer, and then (giggling) I'm going to blend the smashed bits until they are dust (more giggling)...and then I'm going to burn the blender with the dust, just to be sure.....(giggling, evil smile)
Giggling Angry by XXXXXLhammerfairy August 8, 2012
Whisper-Giggling
Whisper-Giggling:
OMGZ YOUR SO FUNNIES BUT MY PARENTS ARE SLEEPING SO I HAVE TO BE QUITE SO I DON'T WAKE THEM
muhushhushhush
OMGZ YOUR SO FUNNIES BUT MY PARENTS ARE SLEEPING SO I HAVE TO BE QUITE SO I DON'T WAKE THEM
muhushhushhush
Whisper-Giggling by SmokeNaPancake August 30, 2010
griggling
Gregging Off
Gregging Off by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017
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murderhobo
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