A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
Any food that puts emphasis on taste while maximizing serving size. Slight importance is also given to food group diversity, and cost to awesomeness ratio.
Man. That chili was totally gourman. I'm on my third bowl.
I just might have to unbutton my pants after this.
1. People who share a love for food and a lack of etiquette.
2. Flavorful but rarely correctly seasoned.
3. People that go to a small plate restaurant and ask for a bigger plate.
4. People who stick an entire enormous roll of sushi in their mouths in one bite and prefer that to inhaling oxygen.
5. People who eat with their hands, have no qualms about plastic cutlery, and use chopsticks to fish pickles out of the jar while watching cooking shows.
An uncouth gourmands is someone who believes that anything could be stuffed between two slices of bread or rolled up into a tortilla.
People who are not afraid of getting messy and sometimes wait until they something in their mouths to talk. "Stop being an uncouth gourmand"