A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.

You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

Gnarfle the Garthok by Brian McManus June 21, 2006

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Gnarfankle

A mythical creature resembling a troll that has orange/ purple hair, green skin, a five o clock shadow and in some cases, a mullet. The species range from 2-114 ft. tall and if you look them in the face, you will throw up. They brandish swords and other medieval weapons and are driven by an evil impulse to destroy all that is good.

That Gnarfankle stole my sandwich.

Gnarfankle by Q tip May 30, 2006

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gnarfed

When there's no more hits left in the bowl.

"Dude that bowl is gnarfed, better clap it out."

gnarfed by MCEE August 30, 2006

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gnarfetti

The by-product which results when one has shred some serious gnar

"We shred so much gnar today. We turned that crag into gnarfetti!"

gnarfetti by kyClimberAdam March 30, 2009

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