glooch

A person who automatically assumes someone is fake, a douchebag, an asshole, a whore, or any other insult, for not liking them, going out with them, or some other egotistical reason.
A person is this especially when they say the person is any of the said insults.
A person is even moreso vulnerable to this term when the person under condemnation by the glooch has a legitimate reason to respond to their egotistical request.

Steve: He doesn't like her, and she wants to go out with him. So for some reason, she keeps calling him a fake douchebag who thinks he's higher than everyone else when he's just a kid like everyone else making use of what he has. She backs it up with every little mistake he's ever made, even when they're not related.
Bill: What a glooch; she apparently thinks her attitude will make up for the fact that she got denied - not because she's not good enough, but because he already has another girl.

glooch by Bill Ghoener November 7, 2009

Hotter than Satan's gooch 

A term used when describing how hot and humid it is (most commonly used in Texas), compares the temperature of a room to the area between Satan's testicles and asshole

Guy 1 "We need to fix the AC unit, it's, like, 100 degrees in here!"
Guy 2 "I know, it's hotter than Satan's gooch in here!"

Hotter than Satan's gooch by KnightStormer2 April 26, 2015

Slurp my gooch 

Common imperative verbal statement used to express a desire for oral pleasure between the (penile/vaginal) region and the anal region.

“Slurp my gooch.”

Slurp my gooch by Goochslurper October 29, 2020

gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.

gooch by Chane. January 31, 2020

Arctic gooch 

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water

After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch

Arctic gooch by Bobby boy July 23, 2014

Gooch quarf 

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

dt gooch 

A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.

Last night Jaclyn and I went back to my place and she dt gooched me, it was so righteous.

dt gooch by Jbarbar May 24, 2008