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getzing
Fabricating or imbellishing a story(in an attempt to impress others and get laid) with details so far fetched that only someone far younger and more naive will beleive you. This is the beauty of getzing as it is intended to attract someone at least two years younger than you and at the tallest, 5 foot 4 inches.
Alex: So i totally exploded my lighter outside and it lit like half my pants on fire. That is actually how i invented shorts
Ryan: Really man, thats awesome
Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you
Ryan: Really man, thats awesome
Conor: Dude, hes only getzing you
getzing by Ex-Lounger October 20, 2009
Stinky Gehringer
Bro #1: I had the nastiest greasy burrito before boning and I had to stinky gehringer her.
Bro #2: Don't worry, I finished the job for you.
Bro #2: Don't worry, I finished the job for you.
Stinky Gehringer by Lindsay Brohan March 30, 2011
Getzger
A famous Abyssinian cat with a weight problem. He likes to ride in cars and has friends worldwide. He has a strong online presence. He also has an udder, but that's another story....
Hey Getzger, you want to ride in the car?
Has anyone seen Getzger?
No, Getzger, you can't eat dinner again. It's not time yet.
Has anyone seen Getzger?
No, Getzger, you can't eat dinner again. It's not time yet.
Getzger by gingerblue February 4, 2010
Geisinger
metzinger
metzinger by Methadome head May 15, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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