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geriphile 

One who is sexually aroused by or attracted to, or engages in sexual activity with, a geriatric senior citizen (person older than 65 years).
"He frequently visits the old retirement home center to score with the elderly; I had no idea he was a geriphile, I thought it he was visiting for charity."
geriphile by Lehetinu June 29, 2022

germophile

Somebody that always does disgusting things, such as eating things off the ground.
Person 1: Dammit! I dropped my sandwich on the ground!
Person 2: I'll eat it.
Person 1: You're such a germophile!
germophile by Snake Man August 12, 2012

geriophile 

The obsession, or adoration of elderly adults over the age of 70. Particularly by teenage females.
"Oh my gawd, Debbie, your Granny is like, so totally cute!"

"My cousin thinks all old people are adorable, she is such a geriophile."
geriophile by Eric Blair March 26, 2005

germaphile 

Anyone who likes microbes that live on and in their body which help them resist infection and benefit their overall health.
The germaphile did not use hand sanitizer to keep his hand microbe army alive.
germaphile by Farm guy September 18, 2017

germophile

A person who loves germs. Opposite of germaphobe.
"Oh no! Your baby is eating dirt!"
"Don't worry, I am a germophile. We believe the more diverse your gut flora, the better."
germophile by Sepia August 1, 2019

Geriaphiliac 

One who bangs, or has other sexual relations (i.e. oral sex, anal sex, handjobs, deep kissing or holding hands) with a geriatric a.k.a. old person.
"Oh that Chantel, always messin' with those old men, she's a geriaphiliac."
Geriaphiliac by Red Killwell July 3, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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