funcing 

A very versatile word. Use it in place of such words as jumping, taking a picture, table, seven, bunny, and/or potato chip.

Man, I'm really funcing pissed off right now. My funcing fell off the funcing and that little fuzzy funcing ran off with 'em.

funcing by SASW April 9, 2004

Funning

Funning is a word you use when someone has asked you "Are you having fun?" or something annoying while you are trying to enjoy something. Instead of just saying "Yes, I am having fun." You can say: "I'm funning!" and then the person who asked will now begin to ask people "Are you funning?" This word is for convenience, so use it.

Person: Playing video games
Annoying guy: "Are you having fun?"

Person: "Ya, I'm funning, now go away man."

Funning by thatoneguygnawingonapickle June 11, 2019

the fencing emoji 🤺 

supergoop every single day

____ 🤺 ____ I SAY 🤺 (if you cant tell, that is the fencing emoji 🤺 btw)

the fencing emoji 🤺 by bubbles December 12, 2020

Redneck Fencing

The act of fencing with a pitchfork. Red hair adds to the experience.

James died during a match of Redneck Fencing.

Redneck Fencing by trenlr911 November 2, 2014

Funding secured. 

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018

Spaghetti fencing 

When two men are too intoxicated to have sex with each other.

Bruce and Ken had too many appletinis, so when they got back to their apartment, all they could do was some serious spaghetti fencing.

Spaghetti fencing by Schnappy pappy March 14, 2011

Mental fencing 

Challenging the minds of others around you, drawing them into a graceful and well thought out battle of minds. Therefor building respect and understanding of opinions and outlooks.

Arguing with no hostility.

My head hurts, Chris and I have been Mental fencing for hours.

William you are quite intelligent and a great Mental fencer, it's been a pleasure waging battle against you.

James stop trying to Mental Fence me, I get your point.

Who dares wage their mind against mine, I am a skilled Mental Fencer.

Mental fencing by Rampage aka Lucky You August 25, 2009