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A very versatile word. Use it in place of such words as jumping, taking a picture, table, seven, bunny, and/or potato chip.

Man, I'm really funcing pissed off right now. My funcing fell off the funcing and that little fuzzy funcing ran off with 'em.

funcing by SASW April 9, 2004

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Funning

Funning is a word you use when someone has asked you "Are you having fun?" or something annoying while you are trying to enjoy something. Instead of just saying "Yes, I am having fun." You can say: "I'm funning!" and then the person who asked will now begin to ask people "Are you funning?" This word is for convenience, so use it.

Person: Playing video games
Annoying guy: "Are you having fun?"

Person: "Ya, I'm funning, now go away man."

Funning by thatoneguygnawingonapickle June 11, 2019

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Related Words

funcing • Fencing • funning • Funting • funching • fancing • Funging • funking • Funcking • fucing

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supergoop every single day

____ 🤺 ____ I SAY 🤺 (if you cant tell, that is the fencing emoji 🤺 btw)

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Redneck Fencing

The act of fencing with a pitchfork. Red hair adds to the experience.

James died during a match of Redneck Fencing.

Redneck Fencing by trenlr911 November 2, 2014

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Funding secured.

When you have no idea where you're gonna get the money.

Elon Musk, 8/7/2018: "Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured." SEC opens investigation next day.

Me to my new girl: "Taking you to Hawaii this winter. Funding secured." Let's hope for a windfall...

Funding secured. by P Singer August 10, 2018

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Spaghetti fencing

When two men are too intoxicated to have sex with each other.

Bruce and Ken had too many appletinis, so when they got back to their apartment, all they could do was some serious spaghetti fencing.

Spaghetti fencing by Schnappy pappy March 14, 2011

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Mental fencing

Challenging the minds of others around you, drawing them into a graceful and well thought out battle of minds. Therefor building respect and understanding of opinions and outlooks.

Arguing with no hostility.

My head hurts, Chris and I have been Mental fencing for hours.

William you are quite intelligent and a great Mental fencer, it's been a pleasure waging battle against you.

James stop trying to Mental Fence me, I get your point.

Who dares wage their mind against mine, I am a skilled Mental Fencer.

Mental fencing by Rampage aka Lucky You August 25, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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