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Dick Frost 

When a desperate man proceedes to have sexual intercourse with a snowman or snowwoman. His dick becomes frosted and numb to lose feeling and even pleasure.
Rodger:"yo dave did u hear about Eric?"
Dave:" What that the poor ugly basterd cant get any poon"
Rodger:"besides that since he was too poor to buy a sex doll he enter the back door of little jacobs frosty snowman last night, now he has some dick frost.
Dave: WTF! he shoulda just waited for the mud puddle.
Dick Frost by Dike Mink March 31, 2008

frosty dick

when you receive head from a girl while shes eating a frosty
me:just got the best head ever
friend:what was so great?
me:we just left wendys and she gave me a frosty dick in the car
frosty dick by jacob nolte April 5, 2015

Frosty's dick 

Friend: My best friend got Frosty's dick
Me: That's sad, I got Dark's dick (very big alpha cock)
Frosty's dick by kai lol April 21, 2022

Unified Dick Front 

The UDF is a group of men who stick up and look out for one another. For too long have most men been going at it alone leaving us vastly outnumbered and vulnerable.

The UDF's is a brotherhood that serves as a forum for general relationship advise, do and don’t does, and offers a very BIAS point of view.

We follow fundamental rules of engagement such as:

1) The shitness Scale- what the lowest acceptable rating for dating, relationship, or casual encounter

2) The Ladder Theory- overcoming the "ur a great friend" vows.

3) Breakup/heartbreak Rules and Codes

4) General Pickup and Release 101
5) General Knowledge Transfers

6) The All Mighty Rules of Engagement

This isn’t a group against women, quit the contrary, all REAL men love and respect women. The UDF is created for the sole purpose of education and unification.
Johnny F. "Man i keep getting shut down, I am on a 6 month dry spell, help me Byran!"

Byran "Dude you need to join the Unified Dick Front, Trust me"

Frosty the snow Dick 

When snow goes up your boxers and freezes your penis
Sliding down a hill in nothing but your boxers, wiping out and snow flying up your boxers making your Dick frosty the snow Dick.

frostdick 

a condition characterized by a cold sensation, numbness, and/or swelling localized to the penis, particularly after being outside in cold weather
Phil wore thin pants on a run in below-zero conditions, and came back with frostdick
frostdick by trainsimulator151 February 19, 2013