freebit

A short but audible one-note passing of gas (fart)

When I walked in my manager's office, I heard her let a freebit, but she never even paused or cracked a smile.

freebit by ShelteRN January 1, 2012

FREEBRIT 

FREEBRIT:- A FREEBRIT is a loyal UK person who has got pissed off in giving the EU even more of the more and more we've already given them. Anyway, the French can handle their own riots, even while the police are "GITANing" away on the corner together.

To FREEBRIT or not FREEBRIT - that's N E V E R a question - (we like our 9 billion £).

FREEBRIT by 1STFABARM May 1, 2019

freebird shit 

When a shit lasts so long that you are able to listen to the entire song by Lynyrd Skynyrd while on the toilet.

After that Mexican last night, I had to take one hell of a freebird shit.

freebird shit by funnythatsmyname October 28, 2010

freebie list 

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.

Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.

freebie list by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008

methane freebie 

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.

Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.

methane freebie by Uncle Dimma October 30, 2014

freemitherfuckingwater 

Pirate Slang originally derived from the term Free Water describes a great amount of free mitherfuckin water everywhere for everyone to enjoy.

Culturally been on the rise in recent years taking a significant leap across the charts of slang term heiarchy thanks to Joseph Urban's doink chats and Wetgvng's aqua pack.

Pirate 1- *inhales aqua pack* wow take a look at this freemitherfuckinwater, plenty to go around for everybody

Pirate 2- Wow thanks to this freemitherfuckingwater I am wet & lit for the rest of this doink chat.

freemitherfuckingwater by Joseph Urban March 9, 2018

Freebatch 

The shipping name for Martin Freeman / Benedict Cumberbatch offstage. This ship is often discriminated however these actors have amazing chemistry - even Benedict had difficulty explaining it for a well-spoken individual. Has stemmed off the ship Johnlock.

P1: "Did you see that interview last night?"
P2: "Yes, I totally ship Freebatch!"

Freebatch by Anonymousat221 April 8, 2018