snout flaut 

Some people can actually play their nose like a musical instrument by holding a handkerchief over the nose and blowing hard enough to create nasal vibration that can be controlled to approximate the sound of a flute.

Paul played an amazing full rendition of "Happy Birthday" on the snout flaut.

snout flaut by cballchuck July 31, 2009

Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas

Lynn is as flat as Kansas

Flat as Kansas by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn May 18, 2023

flat clicker 

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad

Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!

flat clicker by his_mum August 8, 2019

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019

flaite 

Flaite: a young male from the outskirts of big cities, like Santiago de Chile, dressed provocatively, aggresively and always "a la mode" (only that his fashion is van Diesel, Cromagnon-inspired) and whose language is always pre-cognitive and inherently obscene even when he tries to camouflage it like that of a normal human being.

His trousers are usually in imitation of the addidas - or other well-known brand - tracksuit, and with slippers imitation-nike and every single piece of clothing of highly doubtful legal origin (except perhaps, for the greasy, "elephant's condom" wollen cap,

The haircut is in the "small chamber pot" style and everything about him looks unenviably proto- (or post) delinquent.

Flaites are born-breeders and almost always end up by siring some poor baby that soon would become the substance which the malnutrition units in public hospitals are made of.

Most juvenile offenders and thieves in big Chilean cities are flaites

flaite by Cub y EG August 16, 2006

Flat Earther 

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.

All flat earthers are dickheads.

Flat Earther by FrogBoot May 5, 2018

flat stick 

flat out, busy, unable to stop, lots on your plate. the busiest of the busy and too busy to stop and do the little things.

Bob: "Dude, did you get that email?"
Jon: "Nah bro, I'm flat stick!"

flat stick by Vi3tnow April 4, 2009