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One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.
John made the whole class listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. What a fucking flautist.

The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.
by B. Woit October 23, 2007

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