Flatscreened or Flat-Screened. Used in a devastated tone or manner. Usually when one reaches to grab something they dropped or need. And in the process, slams their head into a flatscreen tv by themselves not noticing or someone else voluntarily catching you off guard which in that sense classifies as Flatslapped, Screenflatted, or Screenslapped
My brother just got flatscreened hard. Goofy fucker didn’t notice the 55 inch television right in front him!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!