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When an obese woman lies on top of a skinny man during sex. This results in a flattening of the man, slowly crushing his bones and compressing his organs. The man is then sent around the country in an envelope. Old people and retards take pictures with him at national landmarks. When Sue and Fred have sex they do the Flat Stanley. Fred usually ends up in the hospital to have his lungs refilled. He's been told he only has a month to live.
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| 2. | Flat Stanley | ||
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1) A Boner
2) A children's Book from the '60's from which the term got it's name. *Note that the term can be used two ways, to refer to a boner, or to address one.
1) I was sitting in math and got a major flat stanley. 2) Hi flat stanley, do you wanna come out and play? |
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| 3. | flat stanley | ||
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The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants. I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".
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blowing your load while you're soft d'jessica couldn't even get me hard, but i still blew my load flat stanley style
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| 5. | Flat Stanley | ||
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One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view. (Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her. Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass?? Guy 1- No I didn't. Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley. (Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside) Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley. |
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a fighting move that slams a guy down. i gave him a flat stanley.
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