flapcob 

A flaccid mancob, typically in motion.

Yo! Watch your flapcob! You almost took my wife's eye out!

flapcob by Pogchoo September 18, 2003

Flapcock 

the act of slapping another person with the foreskin of your own penis

dude i flapcocked the girl at the party last night, she gaged.

Flapcock by mr.bonero November 16, 2010

Flapoba 

noun. {fluh-poe-buh} short for "flag pole ball" the ball that is on top of a flag pole

I have to put a new flapoba on that flag pole tomorrow.

Flapoba by MagikPiMan April 2, 2009

flapjob 

When a previously obese person who has recently lost a lot of weight rubs you off with the loose, hanging skin that results from rapid weight loss.

That chick from the biggest loser could probably give one hell of a flapjob!

flapjob by CloppinTime February 5, 2014