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Flapcock 

the act of slapping another person with the foreskin of your own penis
dude i flapcocked the girl at the party last night, she gaged.
Flapcock by mr.bonero November 16, 2010
Related Words
noun. {fluh-poe-buh} short for "flag pole ball" the ball that is on top of a flag pole
I have to put a new flapoba on that flag pole tomorrow.
Flapoba by MagikPiMan April 2, 2009
When a previously obese person who has recently lost a lot of weight rubs you off with the loose, hanging skin that results from rapid weight loss.
That chick from the biggest loser could probably give one hell of a flapjob!
flapjob by CloppinTime February 5, 2014

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026