fixtures

used when a subject or picture has already been discussed/shown in the past on an internet messageboard, anybody spotting the schoolboy error of not using the search facility can immediately post "FIXTURES" as the next message.

username#1: "just seen a great video on the net, look at it on this URl ......."

username#2: (who saw the video posted a week ago) FIXTURES

username#1: oh (feeling suitably chastised)

fixtures by NSCer November 2, 2006

Fixtures man

A UK cult hero, courtesy of the popular TV show 'Soccer AM'. Mainly famous for:

'Boom boom boom, let me hear you say fixtures!'

'Like theeeeeeeeeese'

Dude did you see Fixtures man on Saturday? He is the best person ever.

Fixtures man by Bababbaba January 1, 2005

Fixtures man

to totaly interlectual higher in the feild of english football.
to be argumentative and become enraged if not said to be correct.

"that kid is a fixtures man" or "he is never going to be a fixtures man"

Fixtures man by Crazy brazen February 10, 2004

fixtures man

A sexy biatch who never backs down when chllenged to an argument about premiership (spl and enligsh) football.

"Hey, you don't know more about football then me, i'm fixtures man" or "you no nothing, you ain't no fixtures man"

fixtures man by Fixtures Man April 27, 2004

Room of Porcelain Fixtures 

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.

He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.

Room of Porcelain Fixtures by uwg October 24, 2006

fixture 

something or someone that has been present for a long time and will continue to be so in years to come

1. Phil Jackson would have said that Jordan is a fixture on the Chicago Bulls.

2. The Help Center is a fixture in the community.

3. That old country restaurant has been here for a while, it is a fixture in this neighborhood.

fixture by Douglas Teel December 2, 2007

dick fixture 

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

dick fixture by yuri December 5, 2004