9 definitions by yuri

A person who has an unheathly obsession with lying.
Vlad is such a lying share pro. He says my mother left me because I touch myself at night.
by yuri April 25, 2005
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The mutual feelings between Strong Mad and "The Tire". Will be settled in "Tire Madness" only on pay-per-view.
by yuri September 23, 2003
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A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.
by yuri December 6, 2004
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A famous brand of scuba tanks.
I bought a hoobastank yesterday, and I was doing fine going down...Damn, I got wet really fast.
by yuri August 18, 2004
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Best ISP out there. I Get 5.1mbits down and 384kbps up for $43 a month including everything. Have been with them for over a year and no problems. You losers with dial-up should wake up to the year 2005. Of course earthlink dial-up sucks -- all dial-up sucks!
Hey Tommy has Road Runner and he pays almost ten dollars more than Earthlink charges, but the speed is the same. Now why is that?
by yuri April 1, 2005
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Albert Einstein's forumla for his theory of general relativity.

E is Energy
m is Mass
c2 is really c squared (c^2). This means the velocity of light (8.0 x 10^8 meters/second)

By using this, it shows that no mass can accelerate to the speed of light.
Einstein is k1xx0r1ng j00 f00l'$ $#177`/ |V|47# $|<177$
by yuri December 21, 2003
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Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.
by yuri January 27, 2005
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