Definitions by uwg

necrobating

Masturbating, knowingly or unknowingly, to pictures or video of a person who has passed away. (The pictures or video must have been taken while said person was alive, otherwise the act is sick instead of merely creepy.)

Ami Jordan died last week? Why didn't anyone tell me? Shit, that means I've been necrobating all this time!

necrobating by uwg June 24, 2010

infromed 

Misinformed, typically by Fox News or similar. From a sign seen at a Tea Party rally: "Thank you Fox News for keeping us infromed."

Guy 1: Obama's gonna take away my guns and force me to get gay-married!

Guy 2: Wow, sounds like you've been well-infromed.

infromed by uwg March 21, 2010

my pants are completely off 

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.

"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"

my pants are completely off by uwg January 27, 2010

Randtopia 

The perfect society envisioned by the Ayn Rand worshiper. In Randtopia, selfishness is the highest moral virtue, corporations are ennobled, capitalism is unfettered, all endeavors are privatized and for-profit, government does not exist (except for making war), there is no taxation, Socialism/Liberalism is banned, and if you're poor it's your own damn fault.

The Tea Parties are the first step to transforming America into Randtopia!

Randtopia by uwg April 25, 2009

Adkisson's Army 

The vast network of militia members that has been planning to overthrow the American government since Obama was elected president. Includes disgruntled Bush supporters, Libertarian Party members, Ayn Rand fans and survivalists. Named after Jim D. Adkisson, who shot up a Unitarian Universalist church in Knoxville because it was full of his hated Liberals.

My brother's gone off the deep end since the election. He's become a footsoldier in Adkisson's Army.

Adkisson's Army by uwg March 20, 2009

Algonquin Roundtable 

A phenomenon that occurs in restaurants, most frequently at midmorning on a Sunday. A typical Algonquin Roundtable will consist of at least 3 elderly couples, preferably 5 or more. They will be seated as follows: all men on one side of the table, all women on the other side, each person facing his or her spouse. They will have all just come from church services, and will be dressed in their (often very loud) Sunday best. In addition, one of them, almost always a man, will be speaking so loudly and authoritatively that he dominates all conversation, not only at the table, but in the entire room.

We had to wait awhile for a table at IHOP because an Algonquin Roundtable was in progress.

Algonquin Roundtable by uwg April 26, 2008

eatingness 

An exclamation denoting excitement at the prospect of a delicious meal.

We're going to the pho house for lunch! Eatingness!

eatingness by uwg March 12, 2008