When people get really emotionally intense about something when in reality there's nothing interesting happening.
When people have read so much fanfiction that they begin applying all these intense emotions from the fictional universe to things that are happening in real life, which in reality are probably just really boring and uneventful.

Person 1: "Why does she always make weird and random Doctor Who references?"

Person 2: "It's called Fanon Goggles."

Fanon Goggles by danisntonfire March 6, 2014

Fazodoodled

Being "fazodoodled" is a state of consciousness typically experienced on a very large night out on the town. Many factors contribute towards this state, consumption of illicit substances included, however generally speaking being "fazodoodled" is A Good Thing(tm).

My learned associate Hardy coined the term late in December 2007. Given there were no Google hits for "fazodoodle" or "fazodoodled" as at 07-Feb-2008, I hereby declare that Hardy invented this word.

"Whoah, I am fazodoodled!"
"Great Odin's Raven!! I am fazodoodled!!"
"How was last night?" "Great! I was abso-fazodoodledly fazodoodled!"
"Can't speak. Fazodoodled."

Fazodoodled by Larry Longprong February 6, 2008

fanzoned

being placed in the position of a fan and nothing more by your favourite singer / band member

message to your favourite band member "I love you so much" their reply "thanks for your support" this is being fanzoned

fanzoned by itswood98 November 3, 2013

G-Fazos

Slang for a pair of Nike Air Force 1 shoes, nicknamed by Chicago rapper G Herbo (formerly known as Lil Herb).

Yo Colton just don't step on these all white G-Fazos!

G-Fazos by Boss Baby Colt August 23, 2017

Faxon

Tea loving weeb who may or may not be gay...

That Faxon over there is such a nimrod

Faxon by A Fake Fat Sunny October 8, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026