Fartsomnia 

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia

I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.

Fartsomnia by The JBB July 15, 2009

fapsomnia

not being able to sleep if you haven't fapped yet

Dude I had to wank last night because I couldn't sleep, I think I've got fapsomnia!

fapsomnia by fapsomniac April 5, 2011

Farsonian 

A complex language, consisting of many consonants and vowels squished into words. Many Americans say that it sounds like Arabic, but that is simply because they are ignorant and never have bothered to learn Arabic. There is a certain pattern to forming the words, with is very confusing; the reason why people of the average brain intelligence (and even slightly above-average) have extreme difficulty understanding it. Farsonians speak it, and though it is common throughout most parts of the U.S and some parts of Kuwait, the actual formula for forming the words is usually not shared publicly.

Person 1: ji! zapav basaf b'wabahajof!
Person 2: ..what?
Person 1: I said, "hi, you are a vagine" in Farsonian.
Person 1: (.....)
Person 2: *Strides off intelligently*

Farsonian by nabasaz March 18, 2008

Fartnomnia 

To fart and forget about it seconds later.

You farted! Well, I must have a case of fartnomnia because I don't remember.

Fartnomnia by LunchboxCharlie May 18, 2015

Fearsomnia

The inability to sleep due to fear. Can be caused by fear of the Dark, Night, and/or being vulnerable. usually occurs when a scary event happens such as an experience or a horror movie.

Person- "The movie Paranormal Activity gave me bad Fearsomnia. i was too scared to go to bed!"

Fearsomnia by facegoogle September 2, 2013

Artsomnia 

When you can’t sleep because all you can think of is “Whistler’s Mother,” you have artsomnia!

I had such bad artsomnia that I had to break out my water colors at 2 am.

Artsomnia by I need a price January 6, 2020

Fartsona 

A sona who is also fart, coined term by @Monkey_matsu from Instagram.com in the year 2021 :).

“Hey guys, check out my fartsona!”

“Wow she’s so cool! “

Fartsona by Monkey_matsu November 22, 2021