faptop 

A laptop solely used for fapping.

Bob, don't use that computer - that's my faptop.

faptop by iamdan March 9, 2008

faptop 

a computer solely used for watching pron and gettin your jank on. "fap" meaning the sound you make when cranking.

all men have a faptop

faptop by jeaballer April 21, 2011

Faptop 

A small (or large) laptop kept stored safely in one's room or private quarters that is dedicated to watching and masturbating to extremely dirty explicit pornographic footage of imagery on the internet or photos of women in your schoolgrade's facebook.

Usually weatherproof and easy to clean. Can be washed with water. Endorsed by Ron Jeremy.

"Hey Brendan, where's Zac??"
"I don't know, Joe. I think he's actually upstairs with the faptop right now."

Faptop by josephmcswagga November 5, 2014

faptop 

Laptop containing lots of porn.

Hes alone in his room again with his faptop.

faptop by BadgerX October 14, 2007

Faptop 

Using your laptop to shield an erection when another person walks in on a fap session.

Bill used his faptop so his mom wouldn't realizing he was playing with himself in bed.

Faptop by Joe Zakelj January 11, 2011

Faptop 

A laptop that is used for mainly and quite possibly only for porn. Some people are lonely and the "Faptop" is their only lover (Plus their hands and sex toys).

After doing the spirit bomb of ejaculation to watching some really good Kim Possible Hentai, I couldn't seem to get my Semen out of my keyboard, I really hope I don't destroy my Faptop, then I would never be able to watch TheWizChannel.

Faptop by TheWizIV October 11, 2014

Faptop 

A computer that can only access porn sites

Oi mate I got a new faptop, it's a sick computer that can only access porn

Faptop by Junkmailman42069 February 28, 2019