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Hentai is animated pornography showcasing women who have better bodies than any real women (yet have weird hairstyles and hair-colours) and men with enormous penises.

Every character in a hentai has body features several times better than any real person. 13 year old boys with 12 inch erections. 8 year old school girls with breasts better than most 16 year olds. The thinner the woman, the bigger the breasts.

Female children in hentai don't always have breasts, but sometimes they do to add sexuality into the hentai. Children do not have spectacularly large breasts, but they can be nice ones.

As for women, their is no such thing as a flat-chested no-breasted woman - at least in professional hentai anyway. Their breasts are perfect and natural - not tainted by surgery with scars and abnormalness. They are perfect. Hentai is perfection.

As for elderly women, they do not exist. In hentai, they do not get naked. They are characters that are basically asexual to the hentai nature. Thank god.

Hentai can involve anything sexual. Lesbians, bisexuals, homosexuals, bondage, underwater, fairies, humans and animals, orgies, oral sex, aural sex, anal sex, naisal sex, S&M, slavery, dildos, strap-ons, anal toys and of course heterosexual vaginal sex. Hentai isn't always sexual penetration with a group or pair of people. It can be a woman/man/tranny posing or masturbating. It could be a group kissing or undressing or fondling each other.

Hentai has no limits. That is why it is so great. I have nothing against real pornography, I enjoy it also. But hentai is perfect. Normal pornography is not. Hentai is beautiful.
Hentai is forever.
by Tim XYZ September 27, 2003
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Japanese for "pervert." Literally "strange desires." In American usage it more often refers to Japanese porn, especially in cartoons.
(The plural of "hentai" is just "hentai," not "hentais.")
1. All of the hentai on the bus were looking at my boobs.
2. Hide the hentai! Mom's coming!
by Chem December 09, 2003
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1. Japanese for "pervert."
2. Anime porn. Nice thing about it is that there's less laws of physics to worry about.
by dj gs68 June 26, 2003
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Explicitly sexual pictures, movies, comics, or even games drawn in the Japanese animation style. A common practice in hentai is to stretch the sex acts beyond the beyonds of normal human sex. Hentai is based off of a very old practice of drawing sexually explicit acts in order to aid the process of masturbation and has, actually, a richer history than pornography.
"I have over 1000 hentai pics in my collection*.
by Wallace Asault September 13, 2003
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Hentai is a pathetic attempt at porn? Nope, not at all. Additionally, Anime-Hentai was never an attempt to produce pornographic animation in the first place. Its something that has a considerable amount of history, as well as having quite alot of cultural background.

Unlike reality based and for MANY others “easily tired out” pornographic content, the only limits that Anime-Hentai presents to its artists are their imaginations. ANY type of fetish/situation you can imagine, you can have it and in full varieties of professional artistic designs.

Many people look up Anime-Hentai and just see badly animated clips of what appear to be average porn, but their just not aware of the bigger picture. Hentai just has no limits “whatsoever“ and can be as degrading, immoral, or just plain volatile as it wants to be.

Also “unlike generic reality based pornography”, Hentai can in some areas be incredibly artistic. Notably also, many Anime-Hentai’s can actually supply considerably “again in comparison to generic porn” dramatic/tragic series that are not meant to just merely satisfy its viewers, but provoke their very emotions.
Jack: "Oh my god, that actually made me cry".
Carl: "Well, it is Hentai, not all of it is just something to just jack off to".
by SilentThinker July 19, 2010
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if youve ever seen hentai then you will be put into one of 3 groups
1)lovers
2)loathers
3)laughers

1)lovers are the ones who basically love hentai, i dont think their is anything wrong with it, as long as they dont take it waaaaay too seriously

2)loathers, lovers worst nightmare, go round saying nerds jack off over this and that real women are better, this may be obviously true but i dont criticise peoples beliefs

3)ah, my group. laughers are the guys who see it and just start laughing at it, not hating it, but not loving it either, these are the guys who play games like franks adventure and those damn simgirl games just forthe hell of completing it before their friend (who happens to be a lover)

overall there is nothing wrong with it, as long as they keep it clean, when they show little children and women getting done by slimy tenticles, thats VERY wrong! love it or loathe it though, its here to stay.
1)oh man she is total hottnes and i love that green hair, im going the bathroom for the next 15-30 minutes

2)oh man, your are so sick jacking off to your cartoons. get a life you geek. get some real porn!

3)lover:hey, check this picture out
loather:oh you sad bastard!
laugher:OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHAHA! i never knew women could do that man, dude! sick!
by the critical dude January 05, 2004
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Pronounced "hent eye" but with the "t" sound on the "eye" syllable. Just find a could Japanese text book for clarity.

In Japan this word just means pervert. And is never used to incdicate a genre. To indicate the erotic genre they use "etchi" or "ero." And something they write etchi as the letter "H." Hentai never refers to a genre or a naughty picture. Hentai also means transformation, metamorphosis, abnormality, or formation.

The phrase 'hentai video' wouldn't be used in Japan.

Outside of Japan, it refers to both "pervert" and anime with strong sexual themes. Nudity is NOT hentai. Just simple nudity would be etchi. When something sexual is depicted it's the hentai genre.
Japanese usage: "She thinks I'm a hentai!" (Well, if this were said in Japanese...)

English usage: "I got a cable modem so I can download hentai faster!"
by some girl August 16, 2003
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