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1.
Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.
"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.
by Benho July 06, 2004
 
2.
Words than can be added to the end of any sentence to make an insult worthy of Winston Churchill.
Raam : "This discombobulator has abashed my thermalogical knowledge erudition"
Steve: IN BED!
Pooj: ooooooooo cussssed
by Raam June 13, 2006
 
3.
1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.
Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?
by Sarah January 23, 2004
 
4.
Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.
Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed
by joe725 May 01, 2008
 
5.
Words added to the end of any sentence to make it sound dirty. Works best when no one is expecting it, but always leads to an entertaining conversation. Overuse may cause your friends to pretend they're annoyed, but really they don't know what they'd do without you constantly twisting everything. When used in conjunction with that's what she said it can make class a lot more fun; especially choir because lyrics and vocal excerises are perfect source material. Abbreviated I.B.
Person 1: "She's very talented."
Person 2: "In bed!"

Person 1: "Make it look good!"
Person 2: "In bed!"

...you get the idea
by whohastoknow January 23, 2011
 
6.
A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!
1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....
by SilvaSanman February 29, 2008
 
7.
Something you can add to any sentence in the world and make it sound related to sex.

Try it, it works. :] Can make any conversation amusing.
Dude: Hey, what time should I fix your computer?
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, I saw your mom at that restaurant last night.
Dude 2: In bed.

Dude: Hey, stop jumping on my sister!
Dude 2: In bed.
by hilarityislovelitude June 23, 2009