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Mobile porn.
Rumored to be used for school or work...
I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.
by I Love Beer and Boobs April 25, 2007
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A small portable computer used mainly for pornography
by arman patatanyan September 28, 2013
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It's like a mini tv just for porn.
I had a hard day so I went on my laptop and looked up some porn to ease my stress
by AMAG June 15, 2014
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Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop
by Dan the n00b slayer November 19, 2006
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1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".

*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.
1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.
by Sherlock of the Creek July 11, 2003
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The act of receiving Fellatio aka Getting your knob polished
Man, I was gettin some Laptop the other night by a bad asian bitch
by Dick Hennessy July 16, 2012
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1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.
The laptop topped off the lap.
by vvlad June 13, 2006
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