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fapfaphobia
*fap fap fap fap*
Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!
Person B: What?
Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU
Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.
Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!
Person B: What?
Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU
Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.
Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
fapfaphobia by lefappie August 7, 2012
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fapfapfap
An onomatopoeia relating to the sound of rythmic sexual thunder claps due to the violent collisions between a man and woman, or the quick faint rythmic souncs of male masturbatinon.
Fapadapt
Fapadapt is the act of starting to mastrubate to a new kind of thing. It could be anything from teletubbies to hentai. When you start mastrubating to a thing, you have fapadapted it. Fapadapt originates from the words fap and adopt.
Person 1: I've fapadapted hentai!
Person 2: Dude that's freckin' weird!
Person 1: Not as weird as your face!
Person 2: Dude that's freckin' weird!
Person 1: Not as weird as your face!
Fapadapt by Naughty thoughty March 30, 2011
FapFap Revolution
A game that contains a reference to iTouch's "TapTap Revolution." This game consists of fapping intensively, corresponding the speed of your hand and the tempo of the song you are listening to.
1. "Dude, I tried FapFap Revolution to "Smoke On The Water," but the tempo was way to slow so I cranked up some Slayer."
2. They tried making a commercial for FapFap Revolution, but it was way to graphic to show on television.
3. "Whoa man, try FapFap Revolution to Rush's music! ProgFapping is so intense!"
2. They tried making a commercial for FapFap Revolution, but it was way to graphic to show on television.
3. "Whoa man, try FapFap Revolution to Rush's music! ProgFapping is so intense!"
FapFap Revolution by Werkshop April 6, 2010
fapfapfap
Originally the onomatopoetic rendition of male masturbation in Japanese manga (erotic comics), using the Roman letters. "Fapfapfap" has come to represent male masturbation in general, and by extension the slapping sounds of any anal intercourse, and male/female penile-vaginal intercourse as well.
-- What did you think of that new actress?
-- HOT! Fapfapfap.
-- Easy for you to say.
-- Give me some privacy and my dick will make the noise.
-- HOT! Fapfapfap.
-- Easy for you to say.
-- Give me some privacy and my dick will make the noise.
fapfapfap by al-in-chgo May 24, 2011
fapatapasad
Fapatapasad is a word describing the awkward silence following a quick save from a socially awkward situation. Usually when the person speaking realizes midsentence that what they are about to say is inappropriate, and immediately ceases to speak, creating an awkward silence.
fapatapasad by Craig Gordon September 20, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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