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Fallmanize
1.) To methodically go through and strip from a file every possible unnecessary, redundant or irrelevant piece of paper, with the intention of minimizing storage space required by that file. This may include the cutting or tearing off of of portions of a piece of paper that do not contain any relevant information for the file it is contained in.
The benefit of Fallmanizing a file is that the bulk of a file is reduced, and essential documents are preserved and easy to locate.
The feared consequence of such an action would be that potentially important documents might be inadvertently discarded.
Fallmanizing can also be the manifestation of someone suffering from Papyrophobia or Vacansopapurosophobia, irrationally fearing the accumulation of unnecessary papers and documents.
A critical reason individuals should keep copies of their own important documents rather than relying on others to maintain their paperwork in files they have no control over.
This term has also been used by Conspiracy Theorists to refer the unauthorized alteration of human DNA in abductees by extra-terrestrials.
The benefit of Fallmanizing a file is that the bulk of a file is reduced, and essential documents are preserved and easy to locate.
The feared consequence of such an action would be that potentially important documents might be inadvertently discarded.
Fallmanizing can also be the manifestation of someone suffering from Papyrophobia or Vacansopapurosophobia, irrationally fearing the accumulation of unnecessary papers and documents.
A critical reason individuals should keep copies of their own important documents rather than relying on others to maintain their paperwork in files they have no control over.
This term has also been used by Conspiracy Theorists to refer the unauthorized alteration of human DNA in abductees by extra-terrestrials.
I can't find that paper, I hope it wasn't Fallmanized before it went to storage.
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Those who view themselves as unfortunate victims of alien abductions may find consolation in the alternate view that the Fallmanziation of their DNA may not simply be malevolent interference; but acts perpetrated with true Universal altruism. Perhaps their DNA has only been Fallmanized for storage in an ark of sorts, to save us from what irreparable harm we might inflict upon ourselves once the cat is out of the box and we see what our childish curiosity might have done to it.
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Those who view themselves as unfortunate victims of alien abductions may find consolation in the alternate view that the Fallmanziation of their DNA may not simply be malevolent interference; but acts perpetrated with true Universal altruism. Perhaps their DNA has only been Fallmanized for storage in an ark of sorts, to save us from what irreparable harm we might inflict upon ourselves once the cat is out of the box and we see what our childish curiosity might have done to it.
Fallmanize by c. mcbryde October 23, 2010
Related Words
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Fallangies
Fallangies by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009
fallonized
taking advantage of, borrowing with no intent to return, to sponge, to skulk, mooch, trying to get over, not having money while going out, trying to get free drinks, never willing contribute in any way. Always wanting something for nothing.
fallonized by thepacklife October 5, 2009
fallangeed
fallangeed by dankmemes.arefuckin.lit October 16, 2017
fallange
fallange by lightscameraaction April 9, 2009
FallenElement
FallenElement by Readers Digest December 9, 2008
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