emo twitard 

a person who embraces the emo subculture, yet obsessed so much with the Twilight series.

Jen is such an emo twitard, bu she's still cute.
Kevin is also another emo twitard, but as a male/shemale, he definitely CROSSED THE BORDER of being the biggest faggot in the world!

emo twitard by jelomulawin August 28, 2009

emotitarded 

When you type out the wrong emoticon in texting, I.M., or chat.

"sorry your dog died :)"
"why does that make you happy?"
"oh. I'm emotitarded! I mean that as a sad face! :("

emotitarded by JRobo April 22, 2011

emotitarded 

A person who does not have the talent or intuition to use emoticons in e-mail or text messages.

i.e. Someone who has to ask, "How do you make that smiley face?" Response: "Are you emotitarded or what?"

emotitarded by grabbingtoast January 26, 2009

Emotitard 

A type of person who tries to hard to use emoticons and/or makes up an emoticon that is irrelevant to even looking like a facial expression.

(text conversation)

Texter-"omg ur like my best friend ever!!!"

Emotitard-"NO WAY 8<>))(("

Texter-"Nvrmind i don't tlk to emotitards"

Emotitard by guipeezly23 March 31, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008