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Polling the electorate 

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

electureudrrrd 

an uncommon synonym for the verb electrocute (past tense: electrocuted; past participle: electrocuted — injure or kill someone by electric shock.)

pronounced as elec-ture-oo-drrd
did you hear some guy got electureudrrrd last night?”
“no, what happened?”
electureudrrrd by beomsclues February 9, 2023

ejectulate

To pull out just as you are about to ejaculate.
Shit, I can't take much more, I'm about to blow, time to ejectulate.
ejectulate by lawlsroyce December 27, 2007

ejectuation 

The process of leaving sweat on a chair while standing up rapidly
ewww, I just touched that girls ejectuation.
ejectuation by LosingColor January 14, 2009

battered electorate syndrome

A population of voting citizens of a country, state, etc. who consistently vote for candidates whose goals are counter to their own economic, social, health, and educational needs. They can see that these candidates abuse them, but they rationalize it away, blame others for their predicament, & remain crawling loyal to them none the less.
For example, a battered electorate syndrome is exhibited by American white blue collar workers who vote for GOP candidates, completely violating their own economic interests. Even worse, after the GOP candidates woo them through the election, the minute the election is over the GOP is back in bed with the mega-wealthy making promises & coming through on them. The GOP knows they can sweet-talk their electorate into accepting that they must sleep with these billionaires to bring the gifts of trickle down economics to their electorate. Meanwhile the billionnaires are importing their new yachts & firing more employees in their most recent company efficiency overhaul, and of course sending more jobs overseas.

Polling the electorate 

When Bobby asked Sam where Dean was, Sam responded by saying "He's Polling the electorate"